1. Ring in the New Year   1.5 (1.5 = Grade Level; see Wikipedia or Readability-Score)
2. No Food or Water for Her   1.5
3. Where Did He Leaf It?   1.1
4. Get Rich or Get Going   2.6
5. He Loves Her Because   1.5
6. Your Hugs Are Bothering Me   2.0
7. Is That Rice, or a Bug?   0.7
8. Hacker Steals Millions, Copper Says   4.1
9. Don't Be a Racist, or   2.3
10. Keep His Death Quiet, or Not?   2.1
11. Bad Brakes Trump Drunk Drivers   4.3
12. "Please Wait"and Wait   2.0
13. He Wants His Back Back   1.1
14. The Package Pick-Up Attempt (1)   2.5
15. The Package Pick-Up Attempt (2)   2.2
16. A Cigarette for Long-Gone Grandpa   2.3
17. New Parking Signs, Same Villains   3.2
18. M&Ms Mmm-Mmm, Scratches Unh-Unh   0.1
19. Tutor: How Much to Charge?   1.6
20. NYC Loves The Naked Cowboy   2.6
21. Rewrite NY Voting Rules? No Problem!   4.5
22. It's Late—Where's His Wife? (1)   2.8
23. It's Late—Where's His Wife? (2)   1.9
24. ATMs behind Locked Door   1.2
25. Word Search Tests Your English   3.2
26. Painting: Old House by the Sea   0.9
27. Hospital Insurance—You Get What You Pay For   3.8
28. Ripped Pants at NYC's Duane Rite   2.0
29. Manhattan outside His Window (1)   2.9
30. Manhattan outside His Window (2)   3.0
31. No More Searching for Store Items   2.6
32. Good to the Last Drop!   2.8
33. Nations Respond to Quake in Haiti   3.4
34. Birds Hit Plane Hits Icy River   2.2
35. The Icing on the (Birthday) Cake   1.3
36. Well, It's not His Appendix   2.5
37. Decent Apples, Indecent Manners   3.0
38. One Man's Trash, Another Man's   2.2
39. USPS: Package (out of-)Control   2.4
40. TSA Will Find Him—Eventually   3.6

41. When Everyone's a Hero, No One Is   2.3
42. Your Government Has Your Back   1.7
43. The Front Desk Has a Dark Side   3.4
44. Fired-up Fired Worker Fires Back   2.1
45. Lax Security, Relaxed Guard at LAX (1)   1.2
46. Lax Security, Relaxed Guard at LAX (2)   3.4
47. Getting along like Cats and Dogs   1.0
48. USPS: We Deliver, Not Redeliver (1)   2.5
49. USPS: We Deliver, Not Redeliver (2)   6.4
50. USPS: We Deliver, Not Redeliver (3)   4.6
51. USPS: We Deliver, Not Redeliver (4)   3.8
52. Fly the Un-Friendly Skies   2.8
53. Job, He's Not: Life Is a Hassle   4.2
54. Info Desk: Nod Right, Nod Left   2.9
55. I Called You? No, You Called Me   1.2
56. Grab the Banana and Run   2.2
57. And It Better Be Quilted, Unscented TP   0.5
58. NYC Trashcans Fill up with Umbrellas   2.6
59. Swimmer Ends up in the Drink   2.1
60. Someone Else's Dinner Smells Good   1.2
61. Same Book, Different Number of Pages   3.2
62. Wash and Dry, Colored and White (1)   2.0
63. Wash and Dry, Colored and White (2)   0.0
64. Spring Forward, Fall Back   0.9
65. Paid for by U.S. Census Bureau (1)   2.1
66. Paid for by U.S. Census Bureau (2)   3.2
67. An Evening Jog on the Beach   2.0
68. Glassy Top, Wobbly Bottom (1)   0.5
69. Glassy Top, Wobbly Bottom (2)   0.1
70. A Perfectly Useless Perfect Score   4.6
71. Clothespin First, Bandage Second   0.4
72. See the Doctor, Face the Music   2.1
73. No Hand Merits No Hand Out   2.4
74. Count Your Change before You Leave   1.4
75. Cheap: Apartment, Postcard, Applicant (1)   3.6
76. Cheap: Apartment, Postcard, Applicant (2)   2.1
77. Pollster Interview Ends Suddenly   1.3
78. Cheap Jacket: What Goes Up... (1)   2.6
79. Cheap Jacket: What Goes Up... (2)   1.7
80. The Sofa Not Sat On (1)   3.6
81. The Sofa Not Sat On (2)   2.2
82. BP: Broken Pipeline, Bitter Public   3.1

83. Gulf Disaster: Oil and Water   2.9
84. It's a (Whirly)Bird! It's a Plane!   4.0
85. Projectile Response to Performance Art   2.0
86. Ump Strikes out at First   3.6
87. Oh, Boy! It's a Boy!   1.2
88. From Penthouse to Outhouse (1)   2.9
89. From Penthouse to Outhouse (2)   3.5
90. Husband's Love Is XXX Large   0.9
91. America: It Was All Worth It   3.0
92. Kill the Bugs, Save the Bugs   2.9
93. Okay, Enough Already—Thank You   5.2
94. He Favors Young, Pretty Team Members   2.5
95. He Worries about Wedding Invite   4.7
96. He Tricks the Airline—Maybe   4.2
97. Ham It up with Your Burger   4.4
98. McBurgers Recalls Tainted Glasses   4.4
99. 20 Years behind Bars = $10M   4.0
100. Cell Phone Saves Drunk Driver   2.4
101. The Secret to Picking up Girls   0.1
102. Smoking Causes Tooth Decay   4.1
103. Mom Liked Me More Than You   3.9
104. Thieves Take 5 Museum Paintings   4.4
105. His Girls Will Date the Right Boys   2.6
106. Supermarket Bags Are Too Heavy (1)   4.9
107. Supermarket Bags Are Too Heavy (2)   2.7
108. Who Is This Cool Email From?   1.3
109. Book Is Full of Typos   3.6
110. Hangs up on Nice Alzheimer's Lady   2.2
111. Garage Door for Sale—No Haggling   3.9
112. The Neighbors Are Spying on Me   2.0
113. A Flowery, Focused Foto at Macy's   4.1
114. Push Bully Back, Son   1.1
115. Workers Abound in the Big Apple (1)   2.8
116. Workers Abound in the Big Apple (2)   4.2
117. Beautiful Lighter, Sorrowful Engraving   1.6
118. Dig for the Rewards Cards   2.4
119. His Voice Tries to Trick Him   3.2
120. Pit Bull Loose in Central Park (1)   1.7

121. Pit Bull Loose in Central Park (2)   1.7
122. Silver-Haired, Silver-Tongued Traveler   1.6
123. She Sees Hair—There and There   1.6
124. A Shaken Baby Doesn't Stir   2.6
125. How to Pick up Girls   2.8
126. She Borrows a No. 2 Pencil   1.4
127. Flu Shots for Flu Season   1.6
128. Tenant Takes a Look for a Crook   0.3
129. Janitor's Pail Is Always Empty   1.2
130. A Natural Pillow for Icy Walks   2.7
131. Newspaper Boils His Blood   3.6
132. Single Prof Seeks Girlfriend   0.9
133. Pull Paper Towels Singly   1.6
134. He Loves Her So Much   0.5
135. Simple Names for Her Pets   0.4
136. Mean Coworkers Anger Boyfriend   1.9
137. Scabs Are for Picking   0.2
138. Her Honda Is Her New Home   0.5
139. Goooooaaaaal!   1.2
140. Client Loves the 18th Apartment   1.9
141. Favor for Mom Goes Poorly   0.6
142. A Flight from LA to NYC   1.8
143. Trick-or-Treaters Get Tricked   2.7
144. NY Prisons: "The Good Life"   3.9
145. Big Apple,Here We Come!   2.0
146. Baby Dies after Fall   3.2
147. NYC Radio Weather Report   4.5
148. NYC Radio Traffic Report   5.1
149. Rescue Dog Rescues Rescuer   4.6
150. Fearful Female's Fatal Finger (1)   1.9
151. Fearful Female's Fatal Finger (2)   4.5
152. Letter Omits Need for Car (1)   5.6
153. Letter Omits Need for Car (2)   2.0
154. Cause of Death: Bed, Bike, or Black Plague? (1)   4.2
155. Cause of Death: Bed, Bike, or Black Plague? (2)   5.1
156. Lightning Bolt Enlightens Angler (1)   2.0
157. Lightning Bolt Enlightens Angler (2)   4.2
158. Soothe Cords with 8 Glasses a Day (1)   4.5
159. Soothe Cords with 8 Glasses a Day (2)   2.4
160. Hole in the Face Cancer (1)   8.6
161. Hole in the Face Cancer (2)   5.5
162. Dad: It's Just a Stomachache (1)   4.3
163. Dad: It's Just a Stomachache (2)   1.7
164. Dad Awaits Surgery (1)   1.9
165. Dad Awaits Surgery (2)   2.1
166. Priest Hijacks a Eulogy (1)   3.7
167. Priest Hijacks a Eulogy (2)   5.0