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90. She grunted. She was pulling up her slacks. She had bought them a year ago. She tried to button the top button. She couldn't get it close to the button hole. "Look at this," she told her husband. He asked, "Are those the slacks that I shrank?" She said no. They weren't the ones he'd shrunk. They were different slacks. They had fit a year ago. He said, "Maybe you should try dieting. You don't have to starve yourself. Just eat ten percent less every day. Cut back on the rice and fruit. Both are teeming with calories. Eat all the vegetables and meat you like. You'll lose that extra weight." She was unsure. She said, "Dieting never seems to work for me. I lose it, but it always comes back. Will you still love me if I get fatter?" He said, "Of course! More fat is just more you!" 1.0


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