595. He had problems with his computer. He had problems with his iPhone. He had problems with his new TV. He had problems at home. He had problems at work. He had problems with his upstairs neighbor. He had problems with his next‐door neighbor. He had problems with his boss. He had problems with his coworkers. He had problems getting to sleep. He had problems staying asleep. He muttered to himself, "Life—it's just one problem after another. They keep coming, like waves on a beach. It never ends." His wife said, "Were you talking to me?" He said, "No. I was just congratulating whoever put this curse on my life. They did a good job. They should be very proud of themselves. They've made my life a swamp full of endless problems and misery." She scoffed and said, "The only person who put a curse on your life is you!" 2.5