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Talking Dictionary567. Counter Offensive


567. He was at Home Depot on 23rd Street. It was 9 a.m. The checker was young and pretty. She yawned. It was a big yawn. She didn't bother to cover her mouth. He saw no fillings. He said, "Ready to go back to bed?" She looked at him and said, "Excuse me?" He faked a yawn, covering his mouth. He was trying to be amusing. She wasn't smiling. He gave her some items to ring up. She rang them up. He paid for them. She put the items into two plastic bags. He started taking the receipts out of the bags. He was going to put them in his wallet. She said, "Next!" He said, "'Next'? Do you see me? I'm still standing here. Why are you calling 'next'? Where's 'next' going to stand? There's no room for two customers at this counter." She looked at him. She repeated, "Next!" 0.8


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