16. Knock, Knock!
16. A: I want to move to New York.
B: To the state or the city?
A: To the city, of course.
B: Why do you want to move there?
A: Because I want to make a lot of money!
B: There are a lot of poor people in New York.
A: There sure are—at least a million.
B: So how do you plan to become rich?
A: I will knock on the doors of all the corporations.
B: That won't make you rich. Nobody will talk to you!
A: I will keep knocking on doors.
B: All you will get is sore knuckles. 0.5
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