10. Hungry Bears
10. A: Bears are invading our neighborhoods.
B: Of course they are. They're starving to death!
A: They should stay in the woods where they belong!
B: There's no food in the woods.
A: Can't they eat grass?
B: Do you think a bear is a cow?
A: Well, I've seen them eating berries.
B: Berries aren't in season all year round.
A: It's too dangerous for kids and pets.
B: People need to cover their trash cans.
A: The police need to shoot all the bears!
B: You don't solve a problem by shooting it! 1.0
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