Ms. Smith got these answers from her eighth graders: I wish I had someone else's face, because mine has fresh pimples almost every day. I wish I had someone else's feet, because mine are too wide for fashionable shoes. I wish I had someone else's ears, because mine stick out. I wish I had someone else's hair, because mine is red. I wish I had someone else's eyes, because mine are useless without coke-bottle lenses. I wish I had someone else's voice, because mine is no good for singing in the choir. I wish I had someone else's legs, because mine are too hairy. I wish I had someone else's nose, because mine is exactly like my uncle's big hooked nose, and I'm a girl! Sally asked, "What about you, Ms. Smith?" Ms. Smith said, "I wish I had 10-foot arms, so I could hug all of you at once!"