814. Hal the greenskeeper called the local precinct. The front desk clerk said, "Sixty‐first precinct. What's the problem?" Hal said, "They did it again." The clerk said, "Excuse me. Who did what again?" Hal said, "Last weekend someone left human poo in the cup on the eighteenth hole. Last night they did it again." The clerk said, "Well, what do you want us to do about it?" Hal said, "Find out who did it, and arrest them, of course! Don't you have a DNA squad? The cup with all the DNA is in my fridge." The clerk said, "Sir, let me check with my supervisor. I don't even know if that's a crime." Hal said, "Of course it's a crime! You can't just poo in a golf cup! Golf is a gentlemen's game." The clerk said, "Sir, my supervisor just said it's obviously some 'gentleman's' wife; it's called golf widow's revenge." 2.2