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Talking Dictionary779. The Red Pencil Family


779. George was at a family reunion. He said, "Boy, it sure is hot today." His younger sister said, "It's not as hot as it was yesterday." His older sister said, "You should have been here last Saturday. Now, that was hot. I think it set some kind of state record." His older brother said, "You want hot? You should have tried sitting on the leather seats in my car this morning." His younger brother said, "No, hot was my bedroom last night after the AC broke down. My sheet was soaked in my own sweat this morning." His mother said, "It's not the heat. It's the humidity." His father said, "Do you people ever talk about anything except the weather?" George said, "No, Dad. We learned a long time ago that the weather is about the only thing that we agree on." His father said, "Agree?! That's a good one." 3.1


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