1037. "Daddy, tell me a story." Dad said, "Sure, honey. Once upon a time, there was a piece of bread, a piece of meat, and a piece of cheese. Fred the Bread said, 'Let me wrap myself around you two, and we'll make some hungry little kid happy.' Pete the Meat and Louise the Cheese said, 'Yes!' So, all wrapped together, they headed to the playground. Once there, Fred the Bread asked little Johnny, 'Hi, are you hungry? We're delicious.' Johnny said, 'Sure. But, first, are you gluten‐free? Is Mr. Meat antibiotic‐free? Is Ms. Cheese fat‐free?' Fred the Bread asked little Susie. She said, 'Sure. But where's the mustard?' Fred the Bread asked little Joey. Joey said, 'Forget it! Mommy said never accept food from strangers.'" Louise the Cheese started crying. 'Nobody wants to eat us!' Fred the Bread said, 'Don't despair. See that fat little kid over there? We're history!'" 2.6