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Talking Dictionary 1012. No Sweet Dreams On Used Pillows


1012. He said, "This guy on TV said he checked out all the world's best‐selling pillows, but couldn't find one that was comfortable. I wonder how much money and time that took. So he created his own pillow company. He guarantees his pillow—'only' $100—is the most comfortable pillow you'll ever use. And if you don't like it, you can return it within 100 days." His wife said, "So, are you going to buy one—or two?" He said, "Honey, it's returnable. After 100 days. Can you imagine what's on a pillow after 100 days?" She said, "I'm sure they throw out the returned ones." He said, "$100 pillows? I'm sure they don't. I'm not going to risk buying a pillow with human cooties." She said, "Didn't you use to rent used bowling shoes and ice skates when you were a kid?" He said, "Sure. I'm lucky to be here." 3.8


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