He'd already received his 12 issues of the weekend Times. But the paperman delivered a 13th issue on Friday and a 14th issue on Saturday. He called the paper. "Something's wrong. The paperman's still delivering the paper." The representative, Sheryll, said."Nothing's wrong. You haven't canceled." He said." But I only ordered four weekends." She said." No, you ordered four weekends at the promotional price of $8. Now You're paying the regular price for your subscription." He said." Subscription?! What subscription?! Four weekends isn't a subscription." She said." It is if you don't cancel." He said." Cancel me!" She said." Okay, You're canceled. But you still owe $8 plus new charges of $36.80 makes $44.80 total." He said."I'll pay $8 total, period!" He hung up. He told his wife about the scam. She said."You deserve it for being greedy." He said." Greedy? A super deal isn't being greedy!"