The two NYC agency trainees were sitting by themselves at a table. They were both young and attractive. It was break time. They had first met a day ago. She said."so, tell me about yourself. What are you for, and what are you against?" He said."Well, I'm for baseball, mom, and apple pie." She said." You're a good American. What else?" He said."I'm for 100–percent cotton and for fresh produce." She said." That's five for's . How about against? You must be against a thing or two." He said." Yep. I'm against talking about religion and politics. The last time I talked about religion, my mom got mad at me. The last time I talked about politics, my dad got mad at me. I don't want you to get mad at me, so let me change the subject. Are you for, or against, having dinner with me tonight?"