255. Fishing for Girls
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Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted
go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa
Lake. “We’ll leave Friday morning and return late
night,” he said. Glenn said he had to
out his garage, so Howard went by himself.
had also planned to lie around the hotel
, soak up the sun, read a good book,
look at pretty women in their bathing suits.
own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever
traveled, he always liked to stay at a
with a pool. But when he arrived at
hotel about noon, he saw that there were
pretty girls at the pool. There were no
at all. There was nobody at the pool,
the pool was empty. It was being repaired
that week. The staff had “forgotten” to tell
this little detail.
Howard called Glenn late Friday
“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.
, didn’t catch any,” replied Howard.
“Well, did you
“No. And don’t even ask how
beauties I saw at the pool. I didn’t
to any bars. But I did go to
Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner.
had a cute waitress. She
me if I wanted extra hot sauce.”
you said yes. Any time a woman asks
if you want extra anything, that’s female code.
means they like you.”
“I said no. There
a whole bottle right in front of me.”
, you blew it. I don’t know when you’re
to learn to pick up on those signals.
time I’ll go with you and show you
“If you knew all the tricks,
wouldn’t be divorced three times.”