10. City Buys Guns
10. A: The city is buying guns.
B: What are they paying?
A: Up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.
B: Why are they doing this?
A: They want to get guns off the street.
B: Who would turn in a gun for $200?
A: That isn't a good deal?
B: A good gun costs $400 or more.
A: Well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.
B: I'll keep my receipt and my gun.
A: I didn't know you had a gun!
B: Everyone in America should have a gun! 1.2
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