19. A New Face
19. A: Did you see the woman with the new face?
B: Did she get a nice job?
A: She got an everything job!
B: What do you mean?
A: A team of doctors gave her a whole new face!
B: Why did they do that?
A: A mad dog bit most of her face off.
B: Oh, that's terrible. What does she look like now?
A: Her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.
B: And then will she look normal again?
A: I guess so.
B: God bless modern medicine. 0.3
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