48. If You Cheat, You Will Die
48. A: Don't you ever cheat on me.
B: Why would I do that?
A: Because men like to cheat.
B: Some men do, but not me.
A: I'm watching you.
B: I'm an open book. Watch me all you want.
A: If I catch you, you'll be sorry!
B: You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater.
A: I will poke your eyes out.
B: I don't want any other woman.
A: I will chop your toes off, one by one.
B: Honey, please! You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it. 0.1
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