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Talking Dictionary856. A Man And His Pound Dog


856. Vince was talking to his brother Don. Don's wife had recently brought home Slate from an animal shelter. Don said, "I almost said take him back at first. But he became best buds with Trooper right off the bat. And he's starting to put on weight. I think Slate's going to be about ten pounds heavier than Trooper. He's already got a bigger head and neck." Vince got suspicious. "What breed is Slate?" Don said, "Pit bull." Vince hated pit bulls. He said, "You've got to be kidding. You've got a grandson that you babysit regularly, and you're going to let a pit bull near him? Once your daughter finds out that you have a pit bull, she'll never bring her son to your house again." Don said, "What're you talking about?! Remember that puppy they got for him to play with on his first birthday? It's a pit bull!" 2.7


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