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839. He needed to find a lawyer. He wanted his estate to be in order when he was found dead on a sidewalk or in a crosswalk after a bloody collision. He searched online for "Will Lawyer." He got thousands of results. He narrowed his search to Brooklyn Will Lawyer. He got thousands more results. They covered all of Brooklyn. He didn't want all of Brooklyn. He wanted one part of Brooklyn, the Sheepshead Bay part. He searched for Sheepshead Bay Will Lawyer. He got all of Brooklyn again. He searched the room for his local phone book. He found one Will Lawyer in the yellow pages. He called. A dog groomer answered. There's only one thing for me to do in this Time of Too Many Terabytes, he decided. He searched for a lawyer the old‐fashioned way. He walked up and down the local business streets looking for lawyers' signs. 3.6

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