783. Getting To Know You


783. The two NYC agency trainees were sitting by themselves at a table. They were both young and attractive. It was break time. They had first met a day ago. She said, "So, tell me about yourself. What are you for, and what are you against?" He said, "Well, I'm for baseball, mom, and apple pie." She said, "You're a good American. What else?" He said, "I'm for 100‐percent cotton and for fresh produce." She said, "That's five for's. How about against? You must be against a thing or two." He said, "Yep. I'm against talking about religion and politics. The last time I talked about religion, my mom got mad at me. The last time I talked about politics, my dad got mad at me. I don't want you to get mad at me, so let me change the subject. Are you for, or against, having dinner with me tonight?" 2.8

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