686. Honker Helper For Hopeless Honkers


686. They all say they've seen the light. They all say they've honked their last honk. They all used to honk away at any driver who dared to linger after a light turned green. They all used to honk away at any driver who dared to drive just a bit below the speed limit. But then they all got nabbed by the Honk Police. After that, they all got honk‐washed. Each honker spent twelve hours with a programmed clown's horn fastened to his head and mouth. During those twelve hours, he had to go to his usual haunts. All his family, friends, coworkers, and neighbors saw him wearing his new horn. If he tried to talk, the horn turned his sound waves into loud honks. If he remained silent, the programmed horn honked loudly every ten minutes. At the end of his twelve hours, one ex‐honker simply said, "I'm honked out." 3.9

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