Wednesday night, Howard asked Glenn if he wanted go fishing and girl-watching that weekend at Santa Lake. “We’ll leave Friday morning and return late night,” he said. Glenn said he had to out his garage, so Howard went by himself.
had also planned to lie around the hotel , soak up the sun, read a good book, look at pretty women in their bathing suits. own apartment didn't have a pool, so whenever traveled, he always liked to stay at a with a pool. But when he arrived at hotel about noon, he saw that there were pretty girls at the pool. There were no at all. There was nobody at the pool, the pool was empty. It was being repaired that week. The staff had “forgotten” to tell this little detail.
Howard called Glenn late Friday .
“How was the fishing?” Glenn asked.
“Didn’t see , didn’t catch any,” replied Howard.
“Well, did you any women?”
“No. And don’t even ask how beauties I saw at the pool. I didn’t to any bars. But I did go to Mongolian all-you-can-eat place and had a good dinner. had a cute waitress. She me if I wanted extra hot sauce.”
“Well, I you said yes. Any time a woman asks if you want extra anything, that’s female code. means they like you.”
“I said no. There a whole bottle right in front of me.”
“, you blew it. I don’t know when you’re to learn to pick up on those signals. time I’ll go with you and show you the tricks.”
“If you knew all the tricks, wouldn’t be divorced three times.”