9. Prepare for Takeoff
9. A: I hate to fly.
B: Because of all the security?
A: No, because it hurts my ears!
B: What do you mean?
A: Every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much.
B: That's just the altitude change, I think.
A: Whatever it is, it hurts!
B: Can't you take medicine or something for it?
A: I've tried everything, but nothing works.
B: Have you tried earplugs?
A: They don't work, either.
B: Well, be glad you're not a pilot. 1.4
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