10. It Isn't News
10. A: TV news is so stupid!
B: They shouldn't even call it news.
A: Last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
B: Yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
A: Last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
B: Last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
A: The weatherman tells us the temperature in every town!
B: The sports guy shows us players fighting.
A: They always tell us what's "next."
B: They always make what's "next" sound exciting, but it never is!
A: It's more like news for kids.
B: They should have kid reporters. 2.2
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