1. A Blind Date
1. A: I've got a date for you.
B: Oh, really?
A: Are you interested?
B: Maybe. What is she like?
A: She's got a great personality.
B: Uh‐oh. That means that she's fat and ugly.
A: She's cute!
B: Okay, so she's not ugly. She's just fat.
A: She weighs 98 pounds!
B: Okay, she's not fat. So what's the problem with her?
A: Who said there is a problem with her?
B: The problem is she has no problems. She's too good for me! 0.0
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