Click to use the Talking Dictionary 1. Chews Pasta, Bites Tooth


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1. My tooth just fell out while I was eating pasta. I crunched on something really hard. I knew immediately it was my tooth, or crown, or whatever the technical name is. It's actually an implant that cost about $3,500. You'd think for that price that they'd have cement that lasts. The crown came unglued last year. I paid $30, I think, for a dentist to re‐cement it. That cement lasted all of 11 months! Have you ever tried to scrape dried mustard off a plate? Or dried egg yolk? Why can't they make tooth cement out of something like that? Anyway, I went to Rite Aid and found some do‐it‐yourself cement for $7. Let's see how long this $7 cement lasts. 3.9, 125


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